|Lewis dancing to a Nelly song we all tried to forget 8 years ago.|
By Eamon Conway
Truthbrush -- Baltimore, MD
Ray Lewis was served a subpoena by Baltimore Detective Jimmy McNulty regarding the non-death of Manti Teo’s non-girlfriend Lennay Kekua.
McNulty, talking to reporters outside of the Ravens practice facility, where Lewis was served the papers, stated, “What we know is that Manti Te’o’s imaginary girlfriend is not alive. But we also know that she never existed. So, using the transitive property, we don’t know that she’s not dead.”
“What we don’t believe, is that Ray Lewis never killed anyone. That is for damn sure. So the possibility exists that Lewis’ two stabbing victims, Jacinth Baker and Richard Lollar, could have gone on to father Manti Te’o's non-existent girlfriend. We can’t disprove this.”
|McNulty, angered at the lack of leads on the Kekua case|
Lewis, in a press release, immediately blamed it on his friends, true to his style,
again hoping to plead out to non-obstruction on non-justice.
Lewis, is noted for his skills on the gridiron, but is most known for his choreography and dancing abilities. His trademark dance resembles what happens when you get done taking a piss every once in a while, and get a chill up your spine... but you're also on meth.
Lewis is a Preacher and a father of six children by four women.
(again) Lewis is a Preacher and a father of six children by four women.